![]() ![]() God ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ help me this is the longest review I've ever written and my brain is actually so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ numb from just ATTEMPTING to finish this game because it's been in my library since 2014. I think this game may actually have been written by a 12-year-old with the main character being a self-insert. And let me tell you, every part of the writing is meant to be comedy. ![]() ![]() Like this dev legitimately should never have been allowed to be successful enough to make a sequel just off game design alone.Īnd the HUMOR? Do you like ♥♥♥♥ jokes? Fart jokes? How about constant referential humor? No? Well ♥♥♥♥, you wont laugh a single time playing this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game, and neither did I. Nah, this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ takes 3 seconds per potion you have - while you're taking damage ticks. The boss of the library will make you empty all your potions "Oh, that's not too bad!" You may say, sure it hurts to lose all your potions, but that's it. Just kill me instead of stretching out this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Only 1 play through is required (HARD++) You are not required to get any PETS for completion, but they are your friends and. Exploring the area? As fun as any metroidvania style game - fun, exciting! What will I find? Learning the bosses stupid as ♥♥♥♥ hidden mechanics? Please ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill me. Press the button when in the inventory to do 1 of 3 sorting options. They're boring and spongy and provided you don't mind concentrating on slight movements while standing in very obvious safe zones for 15 minutes an attempt, you'll be fine. This old goblin needs some ferns to make some tea but its the sewer is full of monsters and its too dangerous for him. The bosses are not difficult in any technical manner - they're just mind numbing. Ferns in the Darnkess is a quest given by a goblin elder located in the room -3,-4, in the Sewers. But I'm not having fun and I suspect there's way too much of this game left for me to want to drag myself to the end.e Unepic es una mezcla de juego de plataformas, rol y cachondeo que transcurre en un gigantesco castillo de fantasía medieval.Está ambientado al puro estilo oc. Make your way through the Gardens Entry Corridor at (-2,2). This guide will show you how to earn all of the achievements. Maybe it's the juvenile writing or the forced references and memes? Maybe it's the ponderously slow traversal of the levels or the tedious combat? Maybe it's the boring fetch quests that send you all over the place with no indication of whether or not it's actually necessary to complete? Maybe it's the various crafting stations and shops being spread out to random corners of the map or killing 25 bats and not getting a single wing to drop so you can craft a basic healing potion? Maybe it's the clunky UI and the layers upon layers of confusing RPG systems? Maybe it's stumbling around in the dark getting impaled on barely visible traps or unavoidably poisoned by snakes camping at the top of ladders like it's an NES game? This is playable if you can get past all the weirdness and I guess it's more accessible than Maze of Gallious from which it cribs heavily. of the full game walkthrough for Unepic. There's something about this game I just don't like. ![]()
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